forbidden love

cursedcatimages:

derp-ology:

cursedcatimages:

a worthy adversary, but you are still no match for me

OP if you don’t change your url i will appear in your house at 3 pm central time to decorate your shoelaces with my tears

i will be awaiting your arrival

(via love-is-not-over)

captainshroom:

the-neon-pineapple:

captainshroom:

the year is 1888

me, the first palaeontologist to dig up a triceratops skull, whispering softly: what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuckkkk

fun fact: modern paleontologists and archaeologists have pointed to some greek vase art of mythological monsters as being evidence that the greeks dug up dinosaur skulls and were like “what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuckkkk” 

and then they did the Greek Thing and painted naked men fighting the monster 

or, well, a deeply flawed representation of what they imagined the fossil had looked like while alive, an early form of paleoart. 

but sometimes they also just. drew the skull and slapped a black blob monster onto it? anyway i love the greeks.

NICE

(via asteisms)

fruiteatingwhore:

i wish that was me

(via asteisms)

homoaffective:

gf: (turns her PS4 on)
me: babe… you’re so good at video games

(via asteisms)

slenderlock:

Problems:

1. I want this story to be written
2. I don’t want this story to be written by anyone but me
3. I don’t want to write this story

(via benjaminhunter)

eeveelesbo:

quick shoutout to all the lesbians who wish they could be femme but think theyre not allowed to bcs theyre too fat or loud or tall or muscular or hairy or generally dont fit the femme stereotype, who wish with every fiber of their heart they were allowed to be femme: you are. you can be femme if you want to, and your body isnt stopping you from it, your behaviour isnt stopping you. femmes arent all frail and dainty and quiet and petite, femmes can come in every shape and form and no one has the power to stop you from identifying as femme. theres no femme council or anything, the only person who can determine if youre femme is yourself

this counts doubly for trans lesbians

(via mypokemonpride)

bi-woman-majesty:

Me: *flirts with girl*

Her: *flirts back*

Me: *was not expecting that and am now panicking*

(via thefreckledtitan)